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Wednesday 28 July 2010

A computer asks a question, as it does every Thursday.  Thursday is question day.  The computer, nicknamed KEVIN (Kendal Electronic Vitrius Nonhuman) is allowed to ask a member of the Dovetail Team any question it feels necessary to ask.  Invariably, KEVIN always asks Melanie a question.  Melanie is an attractive cleaning lady who cleans the laboratory every weekday at 4.15pm.  It is the source of endless amusement to the male members of the robotics team (the female members laugh along but feel slightly envious, especially Fovia a Polish joint specialist, age 27).  
Recently, KEVIN has begun to ask sexual questions.  
Melanie likes being the centre of attention, however she still feels slightly awkward talking to a computer.  
This week, KEVIN asks Melanie the following question:
'Is it possible to flatten a sensation? For instance, can an orgasm be translated to two dimensions?'     

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